The Everydad just wants to bang on the drum all day

The thing is, nobody actually wants to see the real face of Goodtimes Everydad. (but you can see him at 1:50)

You can't really trust Goodtimes Dad. Goodtimes Mom will maybe drink a little too much wine, wear a low cut top, fall a little too deep into credit card debt and then pass out in the bathtub.

You might just catch Goodtimes Dad home at 2pm wearing an x-tra large negligee and hiding a dead prostitute in the crawlspace.

Everydads, you just better keep on checking those work emails, stay away from those carnival cruises, and for gods sake keep that shirt TUCKED IN, for the good of the family unit.

You just can't trust Goodtimes Dad.

Carnival.