The Most Dangerous Family Photo-Op

If there is one thing that the EveryChild does not want to do, it is pose for annoying family photos. And for good reason: Barracudas are very dangerous. ( via fieldand stream)

And the EveryDad wonders to himself...

Why is my wife so hot?

The Royal EverDad

Most people don't really think Robin Williams is funny anymore, but our favorite EveryDad from across the pond sure does! Here they are "having a laugh" at some comedy thing. Is that Eric Idle in a dress?

But that does lead us to uncharted EverDad territory. The EveryDad would do anything for his kids, even cross-dressing. Also: wearing either a fat suit or a dress has also been widely accepted as the highest form of comedy.

But Robin Williams still isn't funny, neither is Eddie Murphy.

Stop! Or the EverDad will shoot

The EveryDad's the last of the blue blood greaser boys

The EveryDad gets a little weapy by the end of this song. It also has some really great beverage choreography. 



But look at Mr. Tull himself! If Jethro can keep on rocking that flute than surely the EveryDad can live that Rock N Roll lifestyle he always wanted.

The truth is that you can but you are really embarrassing me right now. Aqualung is pretty sweet though.

Kicked out of the EveryDad Club like 10 years ago

The EveryDad that no EveryDad likes: Michael Lohan.

The EveryDad has no concept of his own limits

Dad, I know I've said in the past to get off that NordicTrack, but the truth is, the rest of us could stand to learn a thing or two from your dogged determination. Today we take a moment to reflect that, despite the fact that each and every one of us will someday get off our own NordicTracks, we must look to the EveryDad, and never, never, move that shit out of the garage.