The EveryDad's the last of the blue blood greaser boys

The EveryDad gets a little weapy by the end of this song. It also has some really great beverage choreography. 



But look at Mr. Tull himself! If Jethro can keep on rocking that flute than surely the EveryDad can live that Rock N Roll lifestyle he always wanted.

The truth is that you can but you are really embarrassing me right now. Aqualung is pretty sweet though.

The EveryDad has no concept of his own limits

Dad, I know I've said in the past to get off that NordicTrack, but the truth is, the rest of us could stand to learn a thing or two from your dogged determination. Today we take a moment to reflect that, despite the fact that each and every one of us will someday get off our own NordicTracks, we must look to the EveryDad, and never, never, move that shit out of the garage.

The EveryDad is Gonna Let it All Hang Out

If EveryDad can't play his guitar in the desert a close second will be in a foggy warehouse after midnight, which is awesome.


Unfortunately there is a very distinct point when Eric Clapton himself became an EveryDad himself and probably no longer hangs out during that infamous time "After Midnight" which might not even really exist anymore for the EveryDad who needs to get up early the next day.

Once I Rose Above the Noise and Confusion

The EveryDad has never seen this show and neither have I.