Stop! Or the EverDad will shoot

The EveryDad's the last of the blue blood greaser boys

The EveryDad gets a little weapy by the end of this song. It also has some really great beverage choreography. 



But look at Mr. Tull himself! If Jethro can keep on rocking that flute than surely the EveryDad can live that Rock N Roll lifestyle he always wanted.

The truth is that you can but you are really embarrassing me right now. Aqualung is pretty sweet though.

The Ultimate EveryDad Holiday

As we enter the 4th of July weekend, we pay a special tribute to the EveryDad. If the Patron Saint of our EveryDad is Tim Allen, the Official Religious Holiday is the Fourth of July.

Many holidays combine eating and drinking, but few allow us to enjoy fire and explosives as thoroughly.

Happy Fourth of July, EveryDad. Really blow some shit up this year.

The Patron St. of Everydad

is Tim Allen.