The EveryDad has no concept of his own limits

Dad, I know I've said in the past to get off that NordicTrack, but the truth is, the rest of us could stand to learn a thing or two from your dogged determination. Today we take a moment to reflect that, despite the fact that each and every one of us will someday get off our own NordicTracks, we must look to the EveryDad, and never, never, move that shit out of the garage.